we still don’t have our TV back from gemas since we took it round there for eurovision. what am i gonna do for the 6 hours before work today? tumblr will send me insane
Tuesday May 5 @ 10:03amDON’T WANT TO GET READY FOR WORK/GO TO WORK/BE AT WORK/WORK TODAY
Monday May 5 @ 02:14pmDown 4-1 and in his final game ever, a player is replaced by his 5-year old son who then scores. (via LiveLeak.com - Great Sportsmanship Is International)
had a dream that i had to get to nairobis to watch what i think was probably eurovision, except i had 2 broken ankles to walk on and no casts. i was whatsapping her like crazy saying things like “URRRRRRRRRRRRRH” and “UUUUUNNNNNNGGG” and all she replied with was “get a fucking jog on”. so i was crawling to rose hill to get a 93 bus and was half way there when some old man picked me up and started cradling me like a baby. i was freaking out and then next thing i know i’m trying to help this fella put a sleeping bag-sized condom on over his head so he could crawl inside. as it turns out he was a brentford fan.
Monday May 5 @ 11:42amhangin
Sunday May 5 @ 02:52pm







